Rotten Treasure

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse with Kelsey Hébert

This week, Kelsey Hébert returns for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. It’s like the first two movies, but with back story. What’s Kai’s beef with Bilbo Buttface? Who’s Jim’s favorite woman? We’ve all kissed Nick Kronberger, right?

“Wrong. Dumb.” - Kelsey Hébert

Celebrate the one-year anniversary of SideQuest Theater, the theater Kelsey co-founded, by getting out and seeing Roll Play: An Improvised Adventure, with shows happening Fridays at 8pm and Sundays at 2pm, April 4th - 27th. “Roll Play” is a live, interactive, fully-improvised love letter to tabletop RPGs and the fantasy genre.” Also, be sure to check out the unscripted medical comedy Kelsey is directing Best Medicine, Fridays at 8pm and Sundays at 2pm this May, 2nd - 25th. Follow SideQuest @sidequesttheater and go to sidequesttheater.com to stay updated on future shows and events.

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon with Emily Murphy

This week, Emily Murphy joins us for The Twilight Saga: New Moon. It’s like the first movie, but with werewolves. What’s Robin William‘s Big problem? Will the real Mark Wahlberg please stand up? Are you ready for Jim’s Oliver Reed story?

“Where are your knives?” - Emily Murphy

To stay up-to-date with Emily’s future improv instruction, performances and general life happenings follow them on Instagram @emryanmurphy. We also encourage you to go see Emily’s improv team, @6_different_people performing in the Philadelphia area. Follow them too!

The song Kai talks about in the episode: Date With Yolanda by Rio BravoGo to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! You can also support the podcast to gain early access to episodes, promotional opportunities and even get extra franchise rank and review episodes. Who knows?! The tier system. That's who. Visit patreon.com/rottentreasure to learn more!

Twilight with Katie Taylor and Victoria Tellez

This week, Katie Taylor and Victoria Tellez join us for Twilight. Is there still time to get into Reddit? What’s Jim’s Pinterest beef? Did you have a Juicy phase?

“I was really into like the horny s%&t.” - Katie Taylor

“When it’s realistic, ick.” - Victoria Tellez

Follow Victoria @victoriatellez and her improv trio, with her fiancé Jesse Freeman and Jim, Third Wheel Improv @3rdwheelcomedy, to keep up to date on upcoming shows!

Follow Katie on Instagram @the_kat_taylor and on BlueSky @sktaylor.bsky.social
Join us in getting yourself a copy of Katie’s poetry book Heart of Twigs, available in paperback and on Kindle. You can support Katie in publishing more of her poetry work by sending what you can on Venmo @Katie-Taylor-308

Kai’s music recommendation: Pulsar - L'Impératrice

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Rotten Recap: Shrek

This week, Jim and Kai rank and review the Shrek franchise. Does Jim not care about you?
What's Frog Man King Daddy's problem? Are we gonna go intergalactic?

“I am right. What I’m saying is correct.”  - Jim O’Donnell

“What do you think I think you think?” - Kai Bobbi

You can catch Jim and Kai performing in The Improv Double Feature at ComedySportz in Philadelphia, the first two Fridays of the month (February - May 2025) at 9PM. Come support live theater and get some laughs in your life. 

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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish with Eibhleann Clyne and Kelso Blaze

This week, Eibhleann Clyne and Kelso Blaze return for Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. It’s like the first Puss in Boots, but it looks like the Spider-Verse. Did your bird go to college? Does having superpowers help you become a guitar-playing pervert? For the love of God, will someone please look at Rick Moranis’s graph?

Be sure to follow Eibhleann’s musical improv team, Thank You, Places on Instagram @placesthankyou and catch one of their monthly shows at Tavern on Camac (@tavernoncmac) at 8PM on the last Thursday of the month. Upcoming shows: February 27th and March 27th.

You can keep up with Kelso and their bird Doug life happenings on Instagram @kelsoblazasaurus and @doug_the_dove

“I don’t usually nut on buses.” - Eibhleann Clyne

My friend almost died on a Dolphin.”- Kelso Blaze

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Puss in Boots with Bailey J Hess

This week, Bailey J Hess returns for Puss in Boots. It’s like Shrek, but with an egg.
Is Kai sexy now? Is your bathtub haunted? Should we feel bad for murderers?

“I’m not your buddy.” - Bailey J Hess

Be sure to follow @baileyonair on Instagram! You can catch Bailey co-hosting on the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show, weekdays 5:30-10AM CST on @iHeartRadio. Follow on Instagram at @daveryanshow!

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Shrek Forever After with Jackie and Danielle

This week, Jackie and Danielle of the No More Late Fees podcast return for Shrek Forever After. It's like the first 3 movies, but it's A Wonderful Life. Is Matt Damon really all that important? Do our guests f#@k? Are wet babies relatable?

“I mean, my hair’s clean.” - Jackie

“Since we’re talking about babies’ heads…” - Danielle

Be sure to check out their podcast No More Late Fees. We had the pleasure of joining Jackie and Danielle for an episode on Daddy Day Care! Be sure to check that out too! Available on YouTube or wherever you listen to podcasts. 

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Shrek the Third with Anna Neu

This week, Anna Neu joins us for Shrek The Third. It’s like the other movies, but significantly worse. Why won’t Elmo just leave Andrew Garfield alone? Are our butts just a pocket? Who got neutered?

“Make me sound good.” – Anna Neu

Follow Anna on Instagram @annacneu! We encourage you to get some Kettlebell classes in your life with Anna at the @cityfitnessphilly at 2112 Fairmount Ave. You can catch Anna performing with her improv team @6_different_people and in The Armando Diaz Experience @the_armando_diaz_experience. Follow them both on Instagram to stay informed about upcoming shows!

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Shrek 2 with Rob O'Neill

This week, Rob O’Neill returns for Shrek 2. It’s like the first movie, but with a cat. Who was Jim’s cereal-woman crush?  Hey now, are we All Stars? Does Kai want John Cleese dead?

“I’m a good 90s boy.” - Rob O’Neill

Rob encourages you to check out the movie Swallowed, starring Nightmare on Elm Street 2 scream queen, Mark Patton.

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Shrek with Dan Higgins

This week, Dan Higgins returns for Shrek. Please, can I pet that dog? Can you rotate an apple in your head? Why does Kai owe Cameron Diaz an apology?

“It's offensive if you’re not a little stupid about it.” - Dan Higgins

Be sure to follow and check out Dan’s musical endeavors on SoundCloud and Instagram (@danontheinternets). Additionally, Dan also encourages you to check out the work of American theoretical physicist Richard Feynman and to watch the documentary series Cosmos by astronomer Carl Sagan.

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